Dear Santa Clause,
How are you? Are you and the Family well. I know life at the North Pole must be hard. The shifting ice pack, 648 hours of night or 648 hours of light, the hungry polar bears, the general lack of penguins (I hear they are only at the south pole). But on the upside there are no Malls or Starbucks or traffic jams.
I have tried to be good this year. Which has been hard. What with the Broncos on an awesome winning streak its hard not to rub it in on Oakland Fans, Texans and Haters. In an addition I would rather forget about the whole I-70 traffic jam incident. I mean traffic like that would make Mother Tereasa drop a couple of F-bombs. But I do feel bad about it and hope the other people involved aren't scarred for life. So with that said I would like to point out I am not asking for anything weighing more the five pounds so you could could just sub-contract those new Amazon drones to do the delivery.
My list includes the possibility of the following items
The Golem And The Jinni, Helene Wecker
Tenth of December
Star Wars Family Car Decals
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eea6/
A Bernzomatic Cutting Welding Brazing Kit (Lowes or Home Depot)
Season Three of Game of Thrones on DVD
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Thrones-Complete-Third-Season/dp/B00C8CQRQ4/ref=zg_bs_2959117011_10
Flux card games...and someone to play the game with...
http://www.amazon.com/Looney-Labs-001LOO-Fluxx-4-0/dp/192978001X/ref=sr_1_63?ie=UTF8&qid=1386616506&sr=8-63&keywords=card+games
So in closing Next year will be better, no melt downs on I-70 of any other interstate and Go Broncos!
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